Friday, May 6, 2016

So Very Short

Hello fellow strangers and people I have pestered to read my blog,

So if you know me in real life, you probably know that I'm kind of short. By kind of, I mean quite short, but recently I have began to grow to be about average sized. This came as a bit of a shock and I don't really want to grow anymore, because honestly being short is pretty freaking great, no matter how much I complain about it. Why? Well I can tell you.


  • It makes you unique.
    • If you're short, people notice that about you and tease you about it, which can be annoying but it's just them pointing out that you're short and that they kind of like it.
    • You are easily spotted... Well if you're not in a crowd, because you'd get lost among taller people.

Me and Taylor at the White Barn (Photo credits to Faith from our shared album)
  • Hugging is fun with pretty much everyone
    • If you are short, with friends, or more than friends, you get to go on your tiptoes to hug a person and you get the comfort of resting your head on their torso. (As seen in the above picture)
    • You automatically know where to put your arms in the hug.
  • You get hand me downs.
    • Honestly I'm pretty sure that over 50% of my closet is hand me downs (Thanks Taylor and Faith, major contributors) and it's freaking wonderful. I get all these wonderful beautiful clothes for free
    • If you like someone's fashion taste, you can gain a little part of that from hand me downs and develop it to be your own.
  • You get picked up and are part of stunt things.
    • I was trying to avoid dance in this, but being short is good when you're a dancer. The short people are the ones involved most in stunting, which is something I love.
    • It's easier to convince people to give you a piggy back ride.
  • More room
    • I've heard many tall people complain about how cramped certain things like cars and planes and desks and most seated positions can be. I don't have to worry about that
    • I get to lay in bed and stretch my legs straight and arms above my head and still have room.
  • Prime spot in groups
    • Whether this refers to pictures or to gathering around a phone, I always manage to get near the front because people can see over my head.
    • People see me as less of a bother when trying to see near the front.
  • Navigating crowds
    • I don't know why but I can always just slip easily through crowds. Maybe I see gaps taller people don't or people don't mind me sneaking through
    • If I don't want to weave through them, I can always stand behind someone taller and allow them to part the crowd. 
So to summarize, before you get annoyed at someone using your head as an arm rest, again(which is never funny, just rude btw), think about the advantages you have to being short.

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